Yorkshire Day - How Yorkshire are YOU?

How Yorkshire are YOU?

Ok, first off. What sort of pet do you have?

A whippet
A pedigree pooch/feline called His Royal Highness Baron Tinkles III
A cat/dog of some sort
I don't have a pet.

What's your favourite food?

A big roast dinner
Tinned meaty chunks in gravy and jelly
Yorkshire pudding, pie and peas
A chargrilled chicken and rocket salad, drizzled with balsamic vinaigrette

With other people, are you...

A bit too friendly
Unfriendly
Refreshingly blunt
Friendly

What's your favourite chatup line?

"Erm, hello, can I get you a drink?"
"Your eyes were stolen from the stars."
"Ee oop, ain't tha cold in t'skimpy frock?"
"May I smell your bottom?"

Your friend asks for your opinion on an unflattering outfit. What do you say?

"Dahling! It's Fabulous!"
"I'm not convinced that does anything for you."
"Why are you wearing clothes?"
"By heck, love, tha dun wan' ge' ou' like that"

What do you like to drink at the pub?

A pub? Don't you mean an exclusive trendy bar?
A nice pint o' Yorkshire bitter
A pint of lager
A bowl of water or beer slops

What's on your head?

A very fetching tweed flat cap
Nothing on my head, but I have a collar round my neck.
My hair/nothing
An exquisite Philip Treacy creation, dahling.

What do you like to do on Saturday afternoon?

The latest super-fashionable extreme sport. Or hang out at a trendy wine bar.
Go to watch your team play football or rugby league, of course!
Go to the pub and watch the footie on the big screen
Sleep, eat, sleep, walkies

What do you eat for breakfast?

Exotic fruits and organic yoghurt washed down with a fancy coffee or freshly squeezed vegetable juice.
Bacon, eggs, beans, tomatoes, toast, black pudding, fried eggs - with strong tea.
Toast
Sausages if I could. But usually biscuits.

Your idea of a good day out is:

A theme park. Or the zoo perhaps.
A relaxing walk in the country
A day trip to Scarborough, Whitby or Skegness - kiss me quick!
A day spent at a retreat learning how to connect with my inner child.

How Yorkshire are you? Let us know below!